Dead Snake

Dear Flash,

I am so impressed that you have paid attention to the fact that I am trying to live a greener lifestyle and that I am trying to repurpose the used things in my life.  I love it that you watchAmerican Pickerswith me every week.  But you still cannot bring the bloated snake carcass you found by the river into my car so you can put it in your bed to roll in it later.

Love, Nina