I have the utmost concern for your health and well-being. The food provided for you is carefully selected for its nutrients, and costs over $40 per bag. It is painstakingly measured so as to optimize the benefit to your body. Even your snacks must pass rigorous standards for nutritional merit. All of this careful attention undone in one moment of reckless abandonment when you lick the sausage drippings from under the grill on the patio.