Put the Lime in the Corgi Nut


Dear Flash,

I happened to notice that you stole the lime from my beverage, then skittered quick like a bunny behind the barbecue with it. In my book, something like that only counts as a perfect crime if you know what it is you are stealing, and know what to do with it once you have it. Since you simply stared at it and nudged it with your toe, I presume you knew neither. Therefore, this can only count as a mediocre crime.

Love, Nina

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Put the Lime in the Corgi Nut


Dear Flash,

I happened to notice that you stole the lime from my beverage, then skittered quick like a bunny behind the barbecue with it. In my book, something like that only counts as a perfect crime if you know what it is you are stealing, and know what to do with it once you have it. Since you simply stared at it and nudged it with your toe, I presume you knew neither. Therefore, this can only count as a mediocre crime.

Love, Nina

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