So there we were sitting quietly in the living room, when we suddenly heard the most unearthly sounds coming from the kitchen. And then we realized Jay was out there all alone! I immediately saw the concern in your face, and was touched that you rushed right in without hesitation to save him. Perhaps next time, though, you might assess the situation before you disturb the neighbors with the volume of your barking. Because I’m pretty sure Jay had complete control over the tape measure, and was in no danger whatsoever.