Each night, it takes me about 30 minutes to water all of the flower pots. I spend another few minutes scooping your poop. On the weekends, it takes me about an hour to mow the lawn and trim the bushes. And pulling weeds? Well, there’s no accounting for how much time I spend on that. The yard looks like a park. Please note, it is not a punishment to be left outside on a beautiful summer evening while we run a few errands.