Do You Smell Something?


Dear Flash,

I don’t care where you stand.  Your farts do not smell like flowers.

Love, Nina

 

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8 thoughts on “Do You Smell Something?

  1. Dear Flash,
    All living things:

    Move
    Respire
    Sense
    Grow
    Reproduce (Unless you know, some human has chopped off your…)
    Excrete (Including the expulsion of gaseous flatulence; aka – farts)
    Need Food

    Fact of life buddy… just don’t do it in bed and then fluff the covers afterward, cos then Mummy will complain about ‘drafts’.

    Ciao
    Ambassador Schonheit

    • Ambassador,

      Mummy does complain. When she can breathe again, that is.

      Based on your definition of living things, I think she prefers most “living” to be done outside. Quietly.

      Flash

  2. I have made enquiries, as to the flatulent status of the Ambassador…

    I have it on good authority, from she who sleeps on the other side of the bed, which is also the side where the Ambassador sleeps on his mattress… that he does indeed fart.

    Silent, but violent. Apparently.
    Ciao
    Ambassador Schonheit’s Master

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