*WARNING – PG ALERT*
Dear Flash,
How wonderful that you are getting excited about all the festivities in preparation for Hope’s wedding. I know you have heard us talking a lot about “showers”. Shanyn in particular has been quite enthusiastic about taking Hope out for her bachelorette party and getting her “shit-faced.” Unfortunately for you, if you choose to get “shit-faced” by rolling in a cow pie, the only “shower” you will get is in the bathtub.
Love, Nina
Dear Flash 
When I first read it, I mistakenly thought that Shanyn was looking forward to having Flash at the bachelorette party. It made sense that watching Flash get ‘*#+* faced might be quite amusing. Then I realized that flash was a dude and I became quite confused. Upon second reading, my strange world was put to right. I love you Flash. You should have been invited!
He’s bad enough sober. We don’t let him near the booze.
Dear Flash,
I know something about this coming week, that you don’t know.
BOL
Ambassador Schonheit
PS: All I will say, is to beware of ‘innocent’ car rides. They may lead to places unexpected.
Hey? What is going to happen? Flash, if they tell you that you are going to get tutored don’t look for a chalkboard, RUN, RUN, RUN.
Worse than “tutored”. “Groomed.”
Don’t forget… we shall require a full photographic record of the occasion!
Pfffft!!!
I believe that’s exactly what I said when I saw what he had done.
Ah lovely – shit faced! A whole new meaning 😀
Yes. And the ride home was delightful (not). 😉
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