Who was really a pain in my ash.
He chewed on my stuff
Until it was fluff
He even tried eating my cash.
He ate everything he could find
Food of all sizes and kinds!
It all tasted great
There was nothing to hate
And so grew and grew his behind.
He became so substantial in girth
That he actually tilted the earth.
It turned upside down
And shifted the towns
So Boise was more south than Perth.
And so comes the end of our tale
Of a dog who grew big as a whale.
The moral is this:
While food may be bliss,
Too much will tip more than just scales.