Compliments of our guest correspondent Dippy the Cat.
I cannot tell you how soothing I find it when you jump up on the couch with me to cuddle and purr. I swear I can feel my blood pressure lowering, my stress dissipating, and a calming peace descend upon my body. At least initially, until you start to knead and I realize your paws are wet. Because buddy, despite my best efforts I still know where your “watering hole” is.