(WARNING! Little Miss Pudgy Paws, you may want to avoid this one. But it was too irresistable to pass up.)
Here I was, thinking you were reacting to the fact that I was going to work on a Friday. It really tugged at my heart strings, how sad you looked when you saw me putting on my work shoes and not my river shoes. I was touched. Of course, that was before I came back into the house 15 seconds after I left to get my jacket, and caught you helping yourself to the litter box.