(WARNING! Little Miss Pudgy Paws, you may want to avoid this one. But it was too irresistable to pass up.)
Dear Flash,
Here I was, thinking you were reacting to the fact that I was going to work on a Friday. It really tugged at my heart strings, how sad you looked when you saw me putting on my work shoes and not my river shoes. I was touched. Of course, that was before I came back into the house 15 seconds after I left to get my jacket, and caught you helping yourself to the litter box.
Love, Nina
Dear Flash 
Dear Flash,
Dude. No. Gross. Nuh uh.
(Not) BOL
Ambassador
Ambassador,
You can bet your sweet bippy that I hid under the bed until I heard the garage door shut and the car drive away. I’ve never even heard some of the words she was using before!
Flash the Potty Mouth
So Little Miss Pudgy Paws reads the considerate and flatteringly specific alert to sensitive content. Does she listen to the warning? No. Should she have listened? Definitely, YES.
Dear, dear, Flash….. we are speechless. (note the use of the Royal we) Speechless
I wish Nina would have been speechless. My ears are still burning!
Aw, Flash!! Some things really are “off limits.” If you’re really annoyed when your humans leave, just pee on their pillows.
Ooooooo. Thanks for the tip. They should realize how lucky they are that my legs are too short to jump on the bed!
Sounds like you’re going to have to get a litter tray with a cat port controlled by a magnet or a microchip. That would sort the little poo muncher out!
I have tried those kinds of things. Turns out my cats are old set in their ways, and they won’t use the box if it’s any system other than the box they have, with the same brand of litter. Sheesh, I have the weirdest animals! 🙂
But you don’t at all! Our two dogs adore cat poo and it’s a constant battle to keep them out of it. We’ve resorted to poo palaces with tops on and facing the opening towards a wall with only enough space for a cat to get in. It works!