I have previously remarked that your legs are only 4 inches long. Sadly for you, it snowed 6 inches this past week. I say this only because you are still required to go outside in order to do your *ahem* “business”.
Now, as you know, I am certainly no statistician, and am not prone to conducting scientific polls. Informally, however, I could not find one single male acquaintance willing to strip down and run around in snow slightly higher than their…um…waist. One or two cringed visibly when asked if they would consider…uh…relieving themselves in said snow. When I threw in a scenario (a la A Christmas Story) involving snow, the possibility of “lifting one’s leg” on a metal fence post, and the resulting…shall we say “adherence”…of a certain appendage to said post, well, some actually passed out.
Spring is just around the corner, I’m sure.