You are cordially invited to a day at the groomer’s. And wait, there’s more! Bubble bath and blow dry included at no extra charge! And I’m not done yet. You will also receive a manicure and pedicure! Just when it sounds too fabulous to believe, you also get your ears cleaned! And, as an added bonus, you get your hair trimmed! This is an offer you can’t refuse. No, really. I won’t let you refuse. Because one’s butt should not have feathers.
PS. This is an offer you can’t refuse. Seriously. There is a door, and you are on a leash.