Flash vs. Physics:
Physics: A dog resembling a loaf of bread with 4 inch legs should not be able to scale a 3-foot counter.
Flash: Managed to retrieve a 2 quart Tupperware container of trail mix from said counter.
Physics: Opposable thumbs are required to open Tupperware.
Flash: Managed to pry open said container and retrieve the contents.
Physics: 2 quarts of trail mix should not fit in a Corgi’s stomach.
Physics: 2 quarts of trail mix should not create more than 2 quarts of poop.
Flash: Ate the trail mix 3 days ago. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Physics: A 40 pound dog who poops more than 40 pounds should disappear.
Flash: Still here, bigger than life.
Flash 5, Physics 0.