Loofa Palooza


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Dear Flash,

As a child, it was not uncommon for me to spend the night in the hayloft of the barn with 40 of my closest cousins. I grew up in Butte, Montana, where a typical night of entertainment in high school was a tire iron fight on the main drag. I worked my way through school in bars and restaurants, many of them in areas of limited sophistication. I had an internship in the ER, working with people with mental illness and substance abuse problems in moments of crisis. I presently serve Alzheimer’s patients for a living. I have been married for 30 years. I really was beginning to think I had probably seen everything. Until now.

Where in the name of all that is Holy did you find the loofa, and what process in your little pea brain made you think it was a dog toy? Did you use it to scrub the butt feathers off of your hiney? Please tell me you did not use it on either of the cats. And most importantly, where is it now? On second thought, don’t tell me. I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know the answers to any of these questions.

You continue to amaze.

Love, Nina

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2 thoughts on “Loofa Palooza

  1. Dear Flash,

    There are several different types of loofas, those that humans use to scrub their bodies, and those that they use to clean bathrooms. However I am not entirely convinced that you really care, or have given much thought as to what this one has been used for previously, or what skid marks it may have been used to remove from whom or what.

    BOL
    Ambassador Schonheit

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