Fear in the Heart of God

Dear Flash,

What was Hope thinking?

Inviting you over to model good adult dog behavior is a little bit like turning a fat kid loose in a cupcake factory. Sadly. Sammy is a fast learner. Not only did she pick up on every bad habit you showed her, but she was able to replicate each one tenfold. Based on everything I observed last night, and the fact that combined the two of you combined pee enough to flood the earth, I anticipate consequences of Biblical proportions.

I’m second thought what was God thinking?

Love, Nina