Couch Potato

Dear Flash,

Are you comfy enough?  Can I get you anything?  A magazine, perhaps?  Beverage?  Pillow?  Besides the one you have obviosuly knocked on the floor, I mean.  And I know I’m just your owner and all, but I thought there would have at least been a memo that you have been liberated to lay on the couch whenever you want.

Love, Nina