Dear Flash,
A good detective becomes astute at finding clues and determining their meaning. I deduce, by the evidence at hand, that someone or something has been Up To No Good. It appears as though the blanket has been absconded and the couch been jumped upon, and the culprit looks eerily similar to you. Since you are also licking your chops in the photo, I am led to believe that you have been in Places You Shouldn’t Be eating Things Which Are Forbidden. Perhaps I should have just called you Adam.
Love, Nina
Dear Flash 